. I hate Barney. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, STOP USING CAPS? That was a very popular hate Barney song in my elementary years. He soon reveals himself to be one of a handful of original members in the Jihad to Destroy Barney online group (labeled under the URL alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die), which Breen joined as a high school sophomore in 1994. Hey, the purple dino loves ya, so WTF more do you want? Let's get together and kill Barney. Barney to the floor No more purple dinosaur Now that is a parody!!!!! Thank you to all, especially YOU, Misty with her spectacular parody, and this great Website Editor for keeping everything in order. JICYDN asked if any other song at Amiright can top the 76,345 views that this song has. Back in the good ol' days, you wouldn't beat up a purple dinosaur like that. YEEAAAA!!!!! Godzilla is superbad! dont pick a kid show and make fun of it, they are learning from it. Reeders bold ideas ultimately resulted in his termination from the project, via a letter that said he possesses a creative spirit that cannot be contained., 3. I'm saying this because Barnie show helped me learn English when I was 5 and my sister was 15. :(. [9] Her son, Patrick Leach, declined interview requests. Theres a gap between irrational hatred and meaningful critique that I Love You, You Hate Me is unprepared to deal with. ok. i have one i hate you, you hate me. Now that's not nice. Lifetime thumbnail of I Love You, You Hate Me. So if you don't have anything kind to say, then please go somewhere else. I didn't know Barney was hated this much.. would you people just lay off Barney? After thinking about it, Leach declined. Let's get together and kill barney. Created . NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR, magnum 44's are the best guns for shooting dinosaurs, i hate you you hate me lets team up and kill Barney with a big fat shotgun shoot him in the head we teamed up now Barneys DEAD, that works, but might take two bullets instead of one, i hate you you hate me barney jumded off of an apple tree with a chop and a slice and a sliver in his head thats how you make sure barney is dead. In elementary school, we used to sing this: I hate you. i hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a 44 shotgun barneys on the floor no more purple dinosaur. Voss was succeeded by David Joyner, whose background as a dancer allowed him to bring a new vitality to Barneys physical mannerisms: He leaped. Fortunately, the San Diego Chicken does not comment on hatred and hate crimes, really not even his own against Barney, which a judge ruled were protected as parody. Hasn't everyone made this joke though? Your a Pea-Brained Prick with a walnut sized Brain. Barney escapes but he falls down. Variety is a part of Penske Media Corporation. Hugs, not shrugs. The informant learned of this version of the Barney song from her older brother who was in sixth grade and had learned it from his friends at school. Are they any good? I never heard the endearing "I Love You, You Love Me" Barney theme song set to the tempo of an eerie horror tune before, and even after I heard it, I wasn't quite sure what terrors could possibly come from the jolly purple dinosaur.Yes, I heard about the guy who played Barney being a tantric sex healer (true) and about Barney hiding coke in his tail (less true), and thought maybe Peacock . . i hate u u hate me barney tried to give me H.I.V i gave him a hug but he wanted some more I aLmost got raped by a purpLe dinosaur. Being anti-Barney isn't mature. Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination, when he stuck his finger up his ass he immediately died of constipation!!!! Ok he is going to die right now! A definite yes on the first and a definite perhaps on the second. If it looks like a flame war is starting up, all the comments will be deleted. How about eating some purple dino-burgers? Director Tommy Avallone Interview: I Love You, You Hate Me By Steven Blackburn Published Oct 13, 2022 Screen Rant spoke with director Tommy Avallone about his Barney docuseries I Love You, You Hate Me, out now on the Peacock streaming service. However, this version is sung by slightly older children, such as the informant from Moorpark, CA, who are aware of more violent objects such as machine guns and bazookas. Why not take a spin on Barney. 'I Love You, You Hate Me': Barney Docuseries Lays Bare America's Masculinity Problem For many young men, the imaginary dinosaur symbolized everything they were terrified of being:. .but none of them have any gentalia or for that matter anything down there. Lyrics: I Hate You, you hate me, lets get together And Kill Barney! I hope that Barney f**king kills you. I was in my car about to go to a VA meeting when I heard the awful news from an alternative rock station (EVERY station on the FM dial played Prince music. He alway's has a cup of water but he still drink's out of our crappers! Impale Before you get started, be sure to check out these explanations created BARNY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! r0fl i agree sorta with each one of you but i cant stand it i babysit to! They said, We really like your voice a lot, but weve already started building this costume, so they decided to try to find somebody shorter to do the costume work, and then I would do the voice, West reveals in the documentary. The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/barney0.shtml I hate u u hate me weer a terrible family with a great big punch and a kick from me 2 u i hate u u hate me 2. i think barney is cute, he helps kids to learn, i love barney YOU ARE SO RUDE. How did he get all Purple like that? Since the year 2000. I hate Barnie You hate him too,Barnies been seen in World war 2,where the Nazi's captured him and taken him to Hitler's Bunker,Hitler Shot Barnie because he raped Eva Braun! Here are some I made up. BARNEY H8TRS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dum! no. This is a horrible violent song, Barney is for little kids Barney's Dead! Let's find out. 2. English If you guys don't get it means you don't have dark humour in yourselves lol. When could Barney be removed from tv? It's that people are sick of the original I love you song so this is a darker version of it. Aside from planting that song in everyones head (again), I Love You, You Hate Me is an amusing look back at the Barney & Friends phenomenon, and the over-the-top torrents of hostility the PBS childrens show elicited. What color is happier than purple? No offence or anything but Barney is sooooo not cool. One shot, two shot, three shot, four shot. I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride, I shot Barney's head off, I watched as he died. In fact, I think we need more killing Barney songs. Barniiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee Barniiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee Barniiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee You must DIE DIE DIE! This is a saying often restricted to children, generally those who have grown up in the 90s when Barney was still quite popular, who have grown older and are capable of creating such a creative and mocking rhyme. Executive produced by Things you buy through our links may earnNew Yorka commission. I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride, I shot Barney's head off, I watched him die. Once the show reached certain popularity, Leach became the breadwinner of her household, and her husband Jim left his high-paying job to become a stay-at-home dad. f*** BARNEY AND HIS FUKIN DAMN BORIN SHOWS.THOSE KIDS THERE R JUST SLUTS FUK OFF AND FIND ANOTHER b**** 2 WORK WID!! Barney 4eva!!! how can that much hatred be in a child's TV show??? Oh yeah! Lay off Barney and stop using CAPS, you fools! Of course this parody has been cross-linked since 2005! Let's punch his face. Then there'll be no dinasour. i hate u u hate me barney smashed my new tv so i went to the store bought a new 44 no more purple dinosaur. While Barney may be past his prime, his complicated legacy proves that weve got bigger messes to clean up than our toys: Toxic masculinity may have taken new shape since the 90sbut I cant say that the ways in which we deal with it today have improved much from wreaking psychological warfare on made-up characters. Grow up you little A-holes! Barney- I hate you you hate me lcfchumelcfc 235 subscribers Subscribe Share Save 170K views 14 years ago Barney- I hate you you hate me (remake) Show more Show more Comments are turned off.. Barney is really gay He is just like Michael bay. I thought the following would be here: I hate you, You hate me Lets get together and kill Barney With a big fat stick, and blood on the floor No more purple dinosaur. He went to the hospital and guess what he said;' I'm so sorry kids, but your pal barney's dead. Children's Barney songs and mock-beatings constitute an important body of folklore in themselves, reflecting a larger cultural phenomenon in which fear of coercion, rebellion against authority, and anger toward blandness are dominant issues. I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney when he is hiking a bear attacked him and ate his head now he is bloody and dead! Besides, he taught me what 2 +2 is. I declare war on that brain washing, gay singing, purple hided dinosaur asshole!! Spank his ass! He may have been your childhood hero but in this documentary you'll see the darker side of the purple dinosaur, Barney . And a bazooka up his butt. let's get together and kill barney. I didn't care for the purple beastie myself, but the tots enjoyed him. I hate you you hate me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head sorry children barney's dead! What's Barney ever done to you? YOU SAID: I hate you, you hate me. I don't like barney. seriously, why the f^^k do you waste your time over someone who doesn't exist? Doot doot doot. No more STUPID purple DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay yay yay yay! Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving! World Peace now! I'll be sure to remember that. Avallone tried to get American professional wrestler and actor John Cena in the documentary due to the love and hate parallels between him and Barney[11] and also trying to keep with the tradition of having a wrestler in his productions. HE SURE IS AN crappy dino! What happened to the body We flushed it down the potty Around and around it goes WHOOSH around and around it goes! I'm sure there are other variations of this parody online. This is all funny!! And there is NO arguing with that. Doot doot doot. keep up the good work guys DEATH TO BARNEY. yeah this is definitly what I wanna teach to my children when I get older, Hey kids lets sing along to this beautiful song! Why all the hate? October 12, 2022. Privacy Policy and 3 THE BARNEY SONGS! LOVE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate you you hate me let's team up and kill Barney. It will be up to viewers to decide whether the failure to thoroughly explore its biggest contentions makes I Love You, You Hate Me borderline offensive once youre paralleling Barney haters with the white supremacist march in Charlottesville, that line is really blurry or just flawed, on top of a clumsy structure and major sourcing problems, in a documentary that probably wont inspire either extreme in its title. When people hear tantra, they think about sex, Joyner says in the documentary. I remember singing this in preschool: "I hate you, you hate me We are hating family With a great big punch And a kick from me to you Won't you say you hate me too" Made this in 3rd grade: "I hate you, you hate me Let's try to kill each other With all our strength we will fight to the death May our hearts stop beating now" 5th grade: "I hate you, you hate me Barney is a useless d*ck Let's shoot him with an AK-47 Eat his meat and drink his blood". barney can be dangerous when he gets that sensation, barney will go mad if he doesnt touch some children. i hate u you hate me lets go out and kill barney with an m16 and a bullet full of led now lets shoot of barneys head!!!! Mama mama can't you see what the dumb baby ies did to me took away my mp3 now i m watching Barney tic tac toe 3 in a row Barney got shot by a gijoe Mama called the doctor the doctor said whoops Barneys dead barney got shot in the tail and Barney got shot in his green poke a dots. It is all because of Barney. Muhahahaha may the death be with barney and barney only!!!! I hate you you hate me lets hang Barney from a tree shoot him in the head with a .64 no more purple dinosaur. and i cant take anymore off it but of course u dont like barney of course u hate it and think ots gay hello look at ur age i bet u loved it when u were little. {CHICK CHICK} (supposed to sound like a gun) No more purple dinosaur. you guys 2? Barney. In the head whoopsie dasie barneys dead lol. I saw his minions, Crying at Barney's grave, I took a cheese ray, And shot all his slaves. Doot doot doot. What happened to the body, We flushed it down the potty, And round and round it goes, and round and round it go-es. who likes this "i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barny with a knife in his back and a bullet in his head yay now barnys dead, I heard that the guy in the barneys suit died and they hired a new one -_- i wish they just barbicued the head and flushed the body down the toilet! Barney sucks bad he should go to hell and burn up Satans' butt! i gota ak 47 you got apistol in your hand lets go kill barney's stupid band. !I love you barnie..Ur the best dinosaur I ever had!!!!!!! ', Will Smith Accepts Special Honor at AAFCA Ceremony, First In-Person Awards Speech Since 2022 Oscars, How Chicago Fire Said a Temporary Goodbye to Taylor Kinneys Kelly Severide Amid Leave of Absence, HBO's Leading Man: Casey Bloys on Perfecting 'The Last of Us,' HBO Max Streaming Merger and Axing Shows, A24 Sweeps Film Categories at the 2023 SAG Awards as 'Everything Everywhere All at Once' Breaks Record for Most Wins, Jean Smart 'Doing Well, Recovering' Following Heart Procedure, Says Hacks Co-Star Hannah Einbinder, Ke Huy Quan Becomes First Asian Male Film Winner at SAG Awards for 'Everything Everywhere All at Once'. .and if you dislike homosexuals. I mean he as no style at all, and who wants to watch a UN style purple dinosaur, dancing like a mental thing? I understand that there is a lot of anti-Barny humour in the world, mostly due to the fact that people find him annoying, but to advocate domestic violence is NOT an encouraging thing. I hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barney with a knife through his back and an arrow through his head he will cry and wet the bed. The demon lord Bharne, servant of the malevolent alien High Magus of Lyra, has commenced his assault on the human race, reads the cover description of The Jihad to Destroy Barney. Under the benevolent guise of the childrens television host Barney the Dinosaur, Bharne seeks to destroy the minds of children and adults and bind them to his tyrannical will., 4. its not like any1 talks about U cuz U want 2 help kids get a good education, i mean sure i think hez gay and all, but please.my cuzin waz on that show and she dosent hate it. You hate me let's all kill Barney. 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